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Yeah New Zealand! Greatest places ever in New Zealand, and the people and the wildlife, it was definitely worth the trip to New Zealand and I would totally go again in a heartbeat!~

OK, now how did this rumor get started? You might think that I started the rumor that I traveled to New Zealand, from watching me talk about my visit. You would be wrong!

Around my birthday, I showed up at the local Phi Delta Theta chapter and was greeted by about 15 different people (some brothers, some independent) who all heard from some source that I was in New Zealand! They were all pretty sure that the story was true, so they assumed that I had actually just arrived back from New Zealand: they should know from the size of my beard that I have not really been to New Zealand.

I would have an enormous beard if I had actually spent any time in such a faraway place! Anyway, I am quite sure that New Zealand is a fine destination from photographs and I don't want to discourage anyone from spending their tourist dollars in New Zealand, and since I don't have any concise and repeatable explanation that doesn't leave people with unanswered questions (I hate that)

New Zealand is Great! You should totally go if you ever have the chance!